You’re a free spirit, and you need to be able to manage all aspects of your projects. The truth is, you just don’t like people. But you’re completely independent, so we forgive you. You’re either a freelancer or you love telecommuting, because you can keep your pajamas on and your cat on your lap all day long. Everyone knows that’s why you didn’t turn on your camera during the meeting (the “bad connection” thing doesn’t work anymore).
But you’re the most resourceful of the group : you always have the solution to everything. So when there’s a problem, you’re the first one we call !